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Never take life seriously
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I am so clever
I am so clever that sometimes I do not understand a single word of what I...
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who...
I finally realized that people are prisoners
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that is why...
I am so good at sleeping
I am so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
My bed is a magical place
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery
Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for...
It is really a hard life
It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not...
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove...
I do not want to go to heaven
I do not want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
You can never be overdressed or overeducated
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
I am so clever that sometimes
I am so clever that sometimes I do not understand a single word of what I...
In this world nothing can be said to be certain
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Design is a funny word
Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit...
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Funny is funny
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing...
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
All generalizations are false, including this one
All generalizations are false, including this one.
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