Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other: Does this taste funny to you?
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Never take life seriously
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Queen Elizabeth II
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Let us fear ourselves
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The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
I like the religion that teaches liberty, equality and fraternity.
A certain darkness is needed to see the stars.
A friend in need is a friend indeed!
Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.
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Tomorrow will never come. Do It. Now.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward...
Just because you fail once does not mean you are gonna fail at everything.
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A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.
Your life is not yours if you constantly care what others think.
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Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you will be criticized...
Never be a prisoner of your past, it was just a lesson not a life sentence.
Your life is what your thoughts make it.
Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts.
Have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.
Every day is a new day. Treat it that way.
I will remember and recover, not forgive and forget.
Today is the perfect day to be happy.
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
Adventure awaits, go find it.
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