Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other: Does this taste funny to you?
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George Bernard Shaw
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I do not think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains.
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Turn your wounds into wisdom.
As a rule, we find what we look for; we achieve what we get ready for.
Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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Let nothing trouble you and let nothing worry you.
Practice does not make perfect. Practice makes permanence!
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You can measure the size of a person by what makes him or her angry.
It only takes one person to change your life, YOU.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.
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