Tommy Cooper

Born:

1921

Died:

1984
British Comedian
I have already lost three days
I have been on the whisky diet - I have already lost three days!
Does this taste funny to you?
Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other: Does this taste funny to...
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up...
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.